Sillpizza

Lek med tanken att jag hade haft en relation med Wham!-sångaren George Michael. En relation som jag abrupt avbrutit på ett ganska svinigt sätt. George skulle då, med sin radarpartner Andrew Ridgeley, skriva och framföra en låt om hur sviken han kände sig. Kanske skulle den gå ungefär så här:

Klas-Kristian, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, You gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

Klas-Kristian, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, You gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance but you still catch my eye
Tell me baby do you recognise me?
Well it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me

(Happy Kristian!) I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying "I Love You" I meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been
But if you kissed me now I know you'd fool me again

Chorus

(Oooh. Oooh Baby)

A crowded room, friends with tired eyes
I'm hiding from you and your soul of ice
My God I thought you were someone to rely on
Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on

A face on a lover with a fire in his heart

A man undercover but you tore me apart
Oooh Oooh
Now I've found a real love you'll never fool me again

Chorus

A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
(Gave you my heart)
A man undercover but you tore me apart
Next year
I'll give it to someone, I'll give it to someone special
special
someone
someone

I'll give it to someone, I'll give it to someone special
who'll give me something in return
I'll give it to someone
hold my heart and watch it burn

I'll give it to someone, I'll give it to someone special
I've got you here to stay
I can love you for a day
I thought you were someone special
gave you my heart

I'll give it to someone, I'll give it to someone
Klas-Kristian I gave you my heart
you gave it away
I'll give it to someone, I'll give it to someone

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